Saturday came after Friday, as it
usually does. Saturday I couldn't drag my butt downstairs to the
treadmill; in fact, I didn't even get up at the time assigned to the
alarm clock, which is why I missed my first panel.
That say I costumed as one of my
favorite superheroines- though she's partly my favorite because she
has a costume that isn't made of spandex or particularly
slutty-looking. Mary Marvel is the twin sister of Captain Marvel, and
if you want people to yell “Shazam!” at you all day, wearing a
Marvel Family costume is the way to get it done (there is also
Captain Marvel, Jr.). Now, I wore her original costume from way back
when- and by that I mean the 1940's- not her white costume from The
Power of Shazam or her black latex costume from when she accidentally
acquired Black Adam's powers. It's simple, comfortable and shockingly
recognizable- last year I was surprised and pleased how many people
professed to be Marvel Family fans. This year was not different. I
posed a LOT and got to talk to some very cool people, including one
guy who was taking pictures with all the superheros he saw to show
his nephews that he really knew superheros, then asked me to sign a
card for them as Mary Marvel!
(and only one person called me 'girl
Flash'...I can forgive that since the Marvel symbol and the Flash
symbol look very similar)
The panel I missed was The Business of
Writing. I actually hate the business of writing. I like writing, but
I hate submitting, researching, networking, reading contracts...all
that practical crap (which is probably why I needed the panel). I did
attend the same panel last year, though, and if the other panels were
any indication it probably wasn't going to tell me anything I didn't
already know (but didn't want to hear).
My next panel was Big on Small Press. I
am already big on small press; in fact, I decided some time ago to
skip the big presses and market my stuff solely to small presses. I
like the tight relationships between editors in the small press
world, the way everyone seems to know everyone else, or at least
their names. I like the fact that there is less bullshit (less money
too, but if you write for the money you're better off selling your
body. You get more money that way, at least if you're reasonably
attractive and have a generous pimp). I also ran into Steven Saus of
Alliteration Ink. I knew Steven from Millennicon a couple years back,
and Gen Con 2011, and Fandomfest 2012. I was the only person to show
up at his Read & Critique panel at Fandomfest, and he read the
beginning of a novella I had. Then he generously offered to read the
rest of the novella (he does this for cash money, so it was quite a
generous offer). We did the exchange, chatted a bit, and then I
skipped my next three panels in favor of the siren call of the
dealers' room and lunch.
First, let me explain something about
my feet at this point. My Mary Marvel boots have three-inch chunky
heels and are just slightly too large. Last year I put on socks over
my nylons, preventing my feet from sliding too much. This year I
forgot (!) and instead spent hours wondering what was different about
this year.
At any rate, by 10 a.m. my feet hurt. A
LOT. I have had a c-section and I think walking in these boots was
roughly equivalent to walking the day after my surgery, the pain was
just in a different place. I was literally limping but hey, I'm a
stoic. And a huge attention whore. No way was I taking off the
costume on the busiest day of Gen Con.
And it was fortuitous that I didn't.
Because while I was wandering the dealers' room, I caught sight of
something amazing.
“Oh my God!” I shrieked to my
husband. “An Uncle Marvel!”
In the old comics, Uncle Marvel was a
man who pretended to be one of the Marvel Family- but when it came
time to swing into action, he always had 'shazambago' and couldn't
fly, so the others would give him a lift. Amazingly, he sometimes did
things to really help out, like tricking Black Adam into saying the
magic word so he turned normal again. Never in my wildest dreams did
I ever think I would see an Uncle Marvel. I RAN to him (not easy in
those boots) with a huge fangirl squeal. We got several good
pictures. Sadly, I didn't see him again that day. But from other
people's galleries I saw that Uncle Marvel was in the costume
contest, and now we're blog friends, and he's an awesome guy. That
pretty much made my Gen Con right there.
I also found some new dice. I LOST my
old set, which made me really unhappy as they were a gift from my
husband and a very pretty blue. The new ones are red and blue and
shiny. The Husband calls them my Superman dice. When we got home I
tied my blood-red bag to his bag of dice so they won't be lost. My
other acquisitions were a Hello Kitty shirt (surprise...), a Hello
Kitty figurine, a Jesus Loves Gamers sticker for my laptop, and a
stuffed goblin for the man-child. I very nearly fell prey to a fuzzy
hat with fox ears but instead was beguiled by the artwork of Meg
Lyman. Meg Lyman loves cephalapods almost as much as I do. And I
really, really love them. I bought a postcard-sized piece (cuttlefish
holding a rose...so romantic).
The Husband and I had lunch with three
friends at a place called Scotty's Brew Pub. I don't drink (they were
all trying different beers) but they had Arnold Palmers there, so it
was A-OK. I had some kind of enchilada (that sadly came with black
beans, which was not mentioned on the menu, but I managed to eat
around them). Our waiter asked us about Gen Con and said he had
recently begun playing D&D with some friends. Of course we gave
him a big tip- gamer solidarity- and it wasn't until several hours
later we considered the possibility that he just said that to people
with Gen Con badges to get bigger tips. Not like he even needed to-
gamers are some of the most generous people I have ever come across.
I made it to my 2 p.m. Panel- Writing
Excuses Recorded Live. Writing Excuses is a podcast partly hosted by
the Gen Con Writer GOH, Brandon Sanderson. It was entertaining to see
other podcast hosts doing interviews and talking about stuff while
actually staying on topic, something we at The Yellow Menace Podcast
can't do to save our lives.
After that it was seven hours of
people-watching, hall-wandering, picture-taking, Husband agonizing
over whether to buy a shitload of Warhammer 40K stuff, and dinner at
Johnny Rockets (it was all right but it did have places to sit,
unlike the rest of the mall food court). Our server's nametag said
“Kentucky” but when we asked what part of Kentucky she was from,
she said she wasn't really from there and her manager had randomly
put it on there. Strange. I had pictures made wit Powergirl and the
best Phoenix I've ever seen, AND met a guy who showed me a picture of
the Black Adam costume he wore to a local comic convention, but
HADN'T worn to Gen Con. It was terribly disappointing, we could have
had epic photos with Uncle Marvel. Dude, if you read this, wear it at
Gen Con 2013 on FRIDAY.
At this point I was in such horrific
pain that I had to go back to the room and change into tennis shoes
and my Game of Thrones Clegane t-shirt. Oddly enough, the
first day of the con I had seen a man wearing the same shirt. I
almost yelled “I have that shirt!” at him, but he was talking to
someone so I didn't.
I had bought tickets to the Tom Smith
concert at 10 p.m. Tom Smith is the only filker who consistently
makes me laugh and who seems to hate fairies as much as I do. We had
to walk to another hotel about a block away. The first song he
performed was actually Smash the Fricking Fairies, my
favorite! There followed a mix of old and new for an hour,
including new songs about how watching Death Trap turned a
redneck onto his potentially homosexual side (seriously, it's not
even that hot of a kiss) and the Mighty Thor's version of John
Denver's “Rocky Top”.
We later stopped by to see the ruins of
Cardhalla, which had been speedily cleared away so there wasn't much
to see. Then, bed.