An actual conversation with my husband:
H: I am no longer excited about the new Superman movie.
H: Look at these pictures from the set. What's missing?
Me: Um...hey, where are his red undies?!
H: Exactly! There's his package just sticking out there for everyone to see! The red undies held it in!
Me: I never spent much time thinking about Superman's junk.
H: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO!
I never get those people who are married but have no common interests and just do their own thing all the time. What do they talk about over dinner, if not Superman's unit?